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Funny Fathers Day Quotes

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Daughter
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Father’s Day is a holiday of honoring fatherhood and paternal bonds, as well as the influence of fathers in society. In Catholic countries of Europe, it has been celebrated on 19 March as Saint Joseph’s Day since the Middle Ages. Here are some funny quotes;

Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • Dad… you were like a father to me.”
  •  “Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.”
  •  “Marriage is like a coffin, and each kid is another nail.”
  • “I’m not loving anybody that I’m not legally required to.”
  •  “You’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here, and I feel like I should tell you. I’d fire all of you if I could.”
  •  “If my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I’ve succeeded as a dad.”
  • “Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
  •  “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
  • “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.”
  •  “There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself, and let your dad sleep.’”
  •  “I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.”
  • “My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!”
  •  “I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they’re all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it; draw a little picture of myself hanging there.”
  •  “I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”
  •  “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
  •  “Never raise your hand to your kids… it leaves your groin unprotected.”
  •  “As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day.”
  •  “Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too.”
  •  “People ask what it’s like to have four kids, and I just tell them, ‘Picture that you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.’”

Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  •  “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”
  • Dad, you’re one in a million, which are roughly the odds of everybody being ready and in the car when you want to leave.
  • I finally checked the oil in my car. Happy Father’s Day!
  • Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”
  • Without me, today is just another day. You’re welcome.
  • A father is someone who carries pictures of his kids where his money used to be.
  • Here’s to one of my favorite parents!
  • Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
  • I feel bad for other people today. Obviously my dad is the best.
  • I might not be perfect, but that’s okay. I forgive you!
  • Thanks for killing all those spiders.
  • Dad, you’re the cool parent. But I’ll deny it if you tell Mom.
  • Worst jokes. Best dad.
  • I’m sorry for everything, Dad. Unfortunately, the list is too long to explain.
  • I’ll always be your little girl. And your financial burden.
  • You’re the greatest father I’ve ever had.
  • Thanks for putting up with me, Dad!
  • We all know that Mom did the hard part. But Happy Father’s Day anyway!
  • You’re so hip, you had a dad bod *before* it was cool.
  • In honor of Father’s Day, I promise to laugh at all of your jokes.

Short Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • Not all heroes wear capes. Mine wears cargo shorts.
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. You were right—about everything.
  • You’ll always be dad to the bone.
  • This might sound cheesy, but you’re the gratest, Dad.
  • A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
  • A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.
  • Dads and daughters don’t always see eye to eye, but always heart to heart.
  • Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.
  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.
  • A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead he picks you up, brushes you off and lets you try again.
  • In the darkest days, when I feel inadequate, unloved and unworthy, I remember whose daughter I am, and I straighten my crown.
  • Some people don’t believe in heroes, but they haven’t met my dad.
  • Fathers hold their kids’ hands for a while, and their hearts for a lifetime.
  • Life doesn’t come with a manual — it comes with a father.
  • My dad will always have a special place in my heart.
  • My dad gives Superman a run for his money.
  • I hope this Father’s Day is as fun as your life was before kids.
  • World’s greatest farter … I mean father.
  • A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Today, as a gift to you, I’ll laugh at all of your jokes.
  • Thanks for being the cool parent. Don’t tell Mom.
  • You’ll always be dad to the bone.

Short Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • On Father’s Day, let’s review the most important lesson learned from my dad: coffee.
  • Dad, I can never repay you. Literally.
  • Thanks for killing all those spiders.
  • We all know I’m your favorite. Mom doesn’t have to know.
  • Dad, thanks for saying “yes” whenever Mom said “no.”
  • “Came into this world, Daddy’s little girl. Daddy made a soldier out of me.” —Beyoncé
  • “Fathers, be good to your daughters … You are the god and the weight of her world.” —John Mayer
  • “Take my hand and walk with me, show me what to be.” —Justin Bieber
  • “Bit by bit, I’ve realized that he was here with me, I looked into my father’s eyes.” —Eric Clapton
  • “Just the two of us, we can make it if we try.” —Will Smith
  • “My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me … And I knew for sure I was loved.” —Luther Vandross
  • “Years ago, we used to play, we used to laugh when I ran away. But when I fell and hurt my knee, he would run to comfort me and the pain would go away.” —The Monkees
  • “There were times I thought he was being just a little bit hard on me, but now I understand he was making me become the man he knew that I could be.” —Keith Urban
  • “For you, he’s the best he can be. Oh child, don’t you know your daddy love come with a lifetime guarantee?” —Sade
  • “Daddy wasn’t no scholar,. No, he didn’t have PHd. But in my eyes and down in my heart, my daddy means the world to me.” —Gladys Knight and the Pips
  • “There is no one else like my daddy. And I thank you for lovin’ me.” —Beyoncé

Best Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in me.” —Jim Valvano
  • “When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” —Linda Poindexter
  • “I’ve said it before, but it’s absolutely true: My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.” —Liza Minnelli
  • “Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a Dad.” —Anne Geddes
  • “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
  • “She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her … was the love of her father.” —Harper Lee
  • “Dads are most ordinary men who are turned by love into the biggest hero, adventurers, storyteller and singer of songs.” —Pam Brown
  • “My father didn’t tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it.” —Clarence Budington Kelland
  • “A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” —Susan Gale
  • “I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.”—Sidney Poitier
  • “A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.”—Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  • “I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him.” –Halle Berry
  • “My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.” —Steve Young
  •  “The only way I can describe [fatherhood]—it sounds stupid, but—at the end of How the Grinch Stole Christmas, you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; It’s just full all the time.” —Matt Damon
  • “What makes Will the best father in the world to me is that he’s there, not just there in a way that’s traditional. The emotional support he offers his children is immeasurable.” —Jada Pinkett Smith
  •  “Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.” —Anne Geddes
  •  “I just sit there and make up songs and sing to [my son] in gibberish. I’m very good at gibberish now.” —Elton John
  •  “During the sole argument we had when [Chelsea] was in high school, the subject of which I don’t even remember, I looked at her and said, ‘As long as you’re in this house, being president is my second most important job’” —Bill Clinton
  •  “He has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton
  •  “There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.’” —Jim Gaffigan

Best Funny Fathers Day Quotes

  • “My father used to say that it’s never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, ‘You never know what you can accomplish until you try.’” —Michael Jordan
  •  “I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. If it was socially acceptable I’d be the first one to have my kid in a full helmet and like a cage across his face mask.” —Will Arnett
  • “Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.” —Mike Myers
  •  “My father would lift me high / And dance with my mother and me and then / Spin me around til I fell asleep / Then up the stairs he would carry me / And I knew for sure I was loved.” —Luther Vandross
  • “Years ago we used to play / He used to laugh when I ran away / But when I fell and hurt my knee / He would run to comfort me / And the pain would go away.” —The Monkees
  •  “The older I get the more I can see / How much he loved my mother and my brother and me / And he did the best that he could / And I only hope when I have my own family That everyday I see a little more of my father in me.” —Keith Urban
  • “It’s been the most amazing experience I could ever possibly imagine.” —Prince Harry
  • “The most amazing feeling I feel / Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real / Maybe I paint the sky blue / My greatest creation was you.” —Jay-Z
  • “It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.” —Friedrich Schiller
  • “I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.” Sidney Poitier
  •  “I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.” —Harry S. Truman
  •  “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Dad

  • “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” —Mark Twain
  •  “If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a 50 percent chance of being right.” —Bill Cosby
  • “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” —Jon Stewart
  • “I’ll never forget the moment I became a dad. It’s hard to describe—that level of responsibility, the desire to give such joy, the clarity: Nothing is more important than this.” —Tom Cruise
  •  “I’m probably the most uncool guy that [my daughters] know—as far as they are concerned anyway—‘cause I’m Dad. I mean dads just aren’t cool—especially when I dance! They don’t want me to dance.” —Tim McGraw
  •  “I’ve never been part of anything so great as those three kids.” —Al Roker
  •  “My sisters and I can still recite Dad’s grilling rules: Rule No. 1: Dad is in charge. Rule No. 2: Repeat Rule No. 1.” —Connie Schultz
  • “I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.” —Umberto Eco
  • “I’m so proud of you that it makes me proud of me. I hope you know that.” —John Green and David Levithan
  •  “A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.” —Gabriel Garcia Marquez
  •  “My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.” —Jim Valvano
  • “I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life, because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by [my father].” —Halle Berry
  • “My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice, and then practice some more.” —Pete Rose
  •  “Having children is like living in a frat house—nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” —Ray Romano
  •  “Before I got married I had six theories about raising children; now, I have six children and no theories.” ―John Wilmot

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Dad

  • “I had watched Dad climb into the biggest arena and succeed. I wanted to find out if I had what it took to join him.” —George W. Bush
  • “He was a father. That’s what a father does.
  • “Parenting is about being competent and responsible. It’s not about gender, necessarily.” —Dan Savage
  • “When you have kids, there’s no such thing as quality time. There’s just time. There’s no, ‘Ooh, his graduation‘s better than going to the mall.’ It’s all kind of equal. Changing her diaper and her winning a contest — it’s all good.” —Chris Rock
  • “I worry about that every single day: Am I being a good father?” —MattLauer
  • “Whenever one of my children says, ‘Goodnight, Daddy,’ I always think to myself, ‘You don’t mean that.” —Jim Gaffigan
  • “It is a wise father that knows his own child.” —William Shakespeare
  • “A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.” —Billy Graham
  • “Being a parent is the single most challenging thing I’ve ever done/continue to do, but it’s also far and away the greatest joy in my life. It has given me purpose, taught me patience, and expanded my heart.” —Neil Patrick Harris
  • “It is so embarrassing how I went from a person who did not care about anyone’s children. Then you have them, and you brag about the same stuff that you never cared about. And you tell people, he’s got four teeth, like they care.” —Seth Meyers
  • “I’m a lot more emotional than I used to be. I never used to get too wound up or worried about things. But now the smallest little things, you well up a little more, you get affected by the sort of things that happen around the world or whatever a lot more, I think, as a father.” Prince William
  • “Fatherhood is super scary. Because you don’t know what the hell you’re doing. But you figure things out as you go. It does give your life a different meaning, and lights you up in a way that you never imagined.” —Justin Timberlake
  • “I hope I’m at least half the dad that he didn’t have to be.”—Brad Paisley

Funny Happy Fathers Day Quotes

  • One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
  • Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.
  • The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
  •  By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
  •  A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
  •  My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
  •  A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.
  •  A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.
  •  My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.
  • We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’
  • I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.
  • I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
  • We never know the love of a parent until we become parents ourselves.
  • A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.
  •  It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
  •  Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
  •  The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself but for his family.

funny happy fathers day quotes

  • My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
  •  Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
  • A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
  • Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
  • Every father is the architect of his home life.
  •  I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
  • Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.
  • The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.
  • I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
  •  Father’s Day is important because, besides being the day on which we honor Dad, it’s the one day of the year that Brookstone does any business.
  • My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
  • You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
  • Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Daughter

  • It is a wise father that knows his own child.
  •  I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
  •  No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.
  •  My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.
  •  It’s only when you grow up and step back from him–or leave him for your own home–it’s only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it.
  • A girl’s first true love is her father.
  •  A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead, he picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.
  • It’s only when you grow up, and step back from him, or leave him for your own career and your own home — it’s only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it. Pride reinforces love. 
  • My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
  • It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.
  • Every girl may not be a queen to her husband,
    But she is always a princess to her father.
  • Fathers, be good to your daughters.
    You are the god and the weight of her world. A daughter is a treasure and a cause of sleeplessness.
  • Daddy, thanks for being my hero, chauffeur, financial support, listener, life mentor, friend, guardian, and simply being there every time I need a hug.
  • A Father is the greatest gift I have from God.
  • No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.
  • I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Daughter

  • A father’s tears and fears are unseen, his love is unexpressed, but his care and protection remain as a pillar of strength throughout our lives.
  • I think my mom put it best. She said, “Little girls soften their daddy’s hearts.”
  • “The attitude you have as a parent is what your kids will learn from more than what you tell them. They don’t remember what you try to teach them. They remember what you are.”
  • “Anyone who does anything to help a child in his life is a hero.”
  • “Success, and even life itself, wouldn’t be worth anything if I didn’t have my children by my side. They mean everything to me.”
  • My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: he believed in me.”
  • “Of all the titles I’ve been privileged to have, Dad has always been the best.”
  •  “It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.”
  • “I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.”
  • “Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you’re 12, but every day.”
  • “I thought I would be more inspired to have all these new feelings to talk about, but I really just want to hang out with my daughter.”
  • “What I learned most from my father wasn’t anything he said; it was just the way he behaved.”
  • “When one has not had a good father, one must create one.”

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Son

  •  My father used to say that it’s never too late to do anything you wanted to do. You never know what you can accomplish until you try.
  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.
  • I feel that the greatest gift that I can give my children is the freedom to be who they are.
  •  I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me.
  •  Daddies don’t just love their children every now and then, it’s a love without end.
  •  My father didn’t do anything unusual. He only did what dads are supposed to do—be there.
  •  Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. ) You can tell what was the best year of your dad’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
  •  The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, ‘Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?’ and he says, ‘Nothing.’ Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, ‘He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No 5 perfume.
  •  My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband, and friend.
  •  Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
  •  Dad, even when you weren’t holding my hand, you always had my back.
  •  The greatest gift I ever received came from God – I call him Dad!
  •  Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
  • Great fathers don’t find fault. Great fathers find solutions.
  •  The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  •  My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.
  • Average fathers have patience. Good fathers have more patience. Great fathers have an ocean of patience.
  • A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
  • “If you ever want to torture my dad, tie him up and right in front of him, refold a map incorrectly.” – Cathy Ladman

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Son

  • “An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom.” — C.S. Lewis
  • “No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.” – Michael Ratnadeepak
  • “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” — Steve Martin
  • “When I come home, my daughter will run to the door and give me a big hug, and everything that’s happened that day just melts away.” – Hugh Jackman
  • “A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.” — Unknown
  • “It’s only when you grow up and step back from him — or leave him for your own home — it’s only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it.” — Margaret Truman
  • It was my father who taught me to value myself.” – Dawn French
  • “A good father will leave his imprint on his daughter for the rest of her life.” – Dr. James Dobson
  • “He adopted a role called Being a Father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a Protector.” — Tom Wolfe
  • “Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance.” — Ruth E. Renkel
  • “My father didn’t tell me how to live. He lived and let me watch him do it.” — Clarence Budington Kelland
  • “He was a father. That’s what a father does. Eases the burdens of those he loves. Saves the ones he loves from painful last images that might endure for a lifetime.” – George Saunders
  • “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.” – Charles Wadsworth
  • “I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father’s equal, and I never loved any other man as much.” — Hedy Lamarr
  • “My Daddy was my hero. He was always there for me when I needed him. He listened to me and taught me so many things. But most of all he was fun.” – Bindi Irwin

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Husband

  •  Happy First Father’s Day — Being a father is the most important job a man will ever have.
  •  Even though this is only the beginning, it’s easy to see our baby loves you just as much as I do. Happy Father’s Day
  •  For my husband, I can’t tell you how blessed I feel to have you for my husband. When you came into my life I knew you were God’s choice for me.
  •  I love being with you and cherish your spending time with our children. Wishing happy Father’s Day to a caring husband and dad!
  • On Father’s Day, I want you to know that I love raising our family with you! I cannot imagine anyone else in your place.
  •  Real heroes in this world are men like you who would do anything to make a difference in their child’s life.
  •  The only thing better than having you as a husband is for our children to have you as a dad.
  • I’m so lucky to have you as my father. I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!
  • I’m so proud to be your kid. I have the best dad and I love you so much!
  • You are the first person I think of when I have a question about something or when I just need some support and good advice. Thank you for always being there for me, Dad.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the man who put the fear into all my dates and still treats me like a princess!
  • Thanks for acting like a kid when I was a kid, acting like a friend when I needed a friend, and acting like a parent when I needed one. You are the best man I know. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the man who wore my extra tiara at my tea parties and still treats me like a princess.
  • When people say, ‘The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree,’ I tell them that’s the best compliment I could ever get. Someday, I hope to grow as strong and wise as you. Have a great Father’s Day!
  • Over the years, you’ve taught me so many of the important things I know—including a few choice words for certain situations! Happy Father’s Day, Pop!
  • Thank you for being there every day, offering just the love and guidance I’ve needed to find my way through life.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Husband

  • You know that I like Batman, and Superman’s cool too, but I don’t really need them as long as I have you! Happy Father’s Day to my super Dad!
  • Today is all about you, Dad! Enjoy, because tomorrow it’s back to the rest of us!
  • The older I get the more I realize how important it is to have a dad like you. You have provided stability in my life and the love and acceptance I needed. God gave me such a gift when he gave me you for a father.
  • You know what they say: Real heroes don’t wear capes—they make bad dad puns. Thank you for being a real hero, Dad. Love you!
  • Happy Father’s Day to my hero and role model. Thank you for everything you have done for our family. We love you with all our hearts.
  • It’s that time of year again when everyone tries to tell themselves that they had the best dad in the world. I really did have the best dad in the world, so they can’t be right.
  • Sending lots of love to the dad who did his best to keep me out of trouble… from the daughter who sure did have a knack for finding it!
  • Popping open a cool one in your honor on Father’s Day, Pops. Cheers!
  • Let’s be honest —you wouldn’t have this special day if it wasn’t for me! Happy Father’s Day!
  • Although time and distance may separate us, your guidance, advice, and love has stuck with me through it all. I would not be who I am today without you. Enjoy your special day.
  • You’ve given your children someone to admire, respect, and honor. You are a fantastic dad, and we love you so much!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For A Friend

  • My father used to say that it’s never too late to do anything you wanted to do. You never know what you can accomplish until you try.
  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.
  • I feel that the greatest gift that I can give my children is the freedom to be who they are.
  • I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me.
  • Daddies don’t just love their children every now and then, it’s a love without end.
  •  My father didn’t do anything unusual. He only did what dads are supposed to do—be there.
  • You can tell what was the best year of your dad’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
  •  The only Father’s Day tradition in my family is the annual conversation he and I have where I say, ‘Hey, Dad, what do you want for Father’s Day this year?’ and he says, ‘Nothing.’ Then I ask my mom what I should get him and she says, ‘He likes sandalwood soap, dangly jewelry and Chanel No 5 perfume.
  •  My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband, and friend.
  •  Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.
  • . “Dad: A son’s first hero, a daughter’s first love.” —Unknown
  • “The power of a dad in a child’s life is unmatched.” —Justin Ricklefs
  • “It is a wise father that knows his own child.” —William Shakespeare
  • “Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn’t teach me everything he knows.”  ~ Al Unser
  • “One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.” —George Herbert
  • “A girl’s first true love is her father.” —Marisol Santiago
  • “A father’s smile has been known to light up a child’s entire day.” —Susan Gale
  • “Dad, you’re someone to look up to no matter how tall I’ve grown.” ~ Anon
  • “A father doesn’t tell you that he loves you. He shows you.” —Dimitri the Stoneheart
  • “Fathers just have a way of putting everything together.” —Erika Cosby
  • “Behind every great daughter is a truly amazing father.” —Unknown
  • “If at first you don’t succeed, call Dad.”  ~ Anon

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For A Friend

  • “To her, the name of father was another name for love.” —Fanny Fern
  • “The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.” —Tim Russert
  • “No music is so pleasant to my ears as that word―father.” —Lydia Maria Child
  • “A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” —Steve Martin
  • “When my father didn’t have my hand, he had my back.” —Linda Poindexter
  • “A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow.” —Unknown
  • “The greatest mark of a father is how he treats his children when no one is looking.” —Dan Pearce
  • “Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.” —John Mayer
  • “I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments, when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.”  ~ Umberto Eco
  • “Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, storytellers and singers of song.” —Unknown
  •  “A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead he picks you up, brushes you off and lets you try again.” —Unknown
  • “Everyone can be a father, but it takes a lot to be a dad.”  ~ Wade Boggs
  • “I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father’s protection.” —Sigmund Freud
  • “No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.” —Michael Ratnadeepak
  • “It doesn’t matter who my father was; it matters who I remember he was.” —Anne Sexton
  • “My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.” —Liza Minnelli

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Cards

  • Happy Father’s Day! You did great—I turned out perfect!
  • Whenever I would fail, you were there to pick me up and put me back on the right path. Without you, I wouldn’t be where I am today. Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Thanks for everything you’ve done for me!
  • You may not know everything, but you sure had me fooled for quite a few years! Happy Father’s Day to the smartest guy I know!
  • Happy Father’s Day from your favorite pain in the butt.
  • Thank you for the example you set and for your leadership in our family. We love you, Dad!
  • It doesn’t matter how many years go by. In my mind, you’ll always be that same amazing person who taught me how to ride a bike, helped me with my homework, and scared away the monsters in my room. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
  • Sending you heartfelt appreciation on Father’s Day. It’s the least I can do considering all the gray hairs I’ve caused you!
  • Thank you for all the piggyback rides, all the times you pretended to be a horse, and all the times you threw me into the air and caught me. Your body might be regretting it now, but it gave me wonderful childhood memories. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • Happy Father’s Day! You’re more than a father—you’re a friend. Thank you for all that you’ve done for me.
  • Every year, I learn to appreciate more the values you passed on to me. I love you, Dad.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the best dad ever! You’re not just my father, but one of my closest friends. Love you!
  • I wouldn’t trade you for anything, Dad. I mean, nobody’s offered me anything, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t!
  • Happy Father’s Day from the kid who has tested your limits in just about everything—you’re welcome!
  • Dad, you have given me the best things in life: Your time, your care, and your love. I am truly grateful to have you in my life. Happy Father’s Day!
  • All of the lessons you’ve taught me over the years have added up to the wonderful life I’m living today.
  • Thanks for teaching me all the best things I know, Dad —plus some other good stuff that I probably should have paid more attention to!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Cards

  • I know raising me took patience… to say the least. Thank you for all of yours!
  • Dad, I hope all the love you’ve given to our family comes back to you a hundred times over today!
  • Sons become strong men from the influence of their fathers. Happy Father’s Day, Dad.
  • Happy Great-Excuse-to-Go-Golfing Day!
  • You make this family fun. We love you, Dad!
  • Near or far, I’m always so thankful for the great dad you are. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the world’s greatest farter… I mean father!
  • Not a day goes by when I don’t feel very, very lucky to have a dad like you. I am so grateful for all you have done for me.
  • I’m grateful for you, Dad, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to pay you back for all that you’ve done for me. Happy Father’s Day!
  • One day just isn’t enough to tell you how much you mean to me. I am so blessed to have you as my father.
  • I hope all your wildest Father’s Day wishes come true—maybe even the one about staying awake through the whole afternoon of baseball on TV!
  • I love you, Dad—even if I never accept your friend request.
  •  You’ve always had the biggest heart, Dad. I’ve learned so much from you: patience, kindness, strength, and courage. I love you so much!
  • Thanks for raising me to be an upstanding member of society—with only minor exceptions!
  • Some people don’t believe in superheroes, but they haven’t met my incredible dad.
  • Dad, from how to be the best person I can be to how to pick the right chair in the barbershop, you are my man, my friend, my example.
  • Happy Father’s Day with love from your favorite kid. (Don’t worry—I won’t tell the others if you won’t.)
  • I miss being with you on Father’s Day, but I’m thinking about you and hoping you have a great day.
  • The most important life lesson I’ve learned: When all else fails, call Dad.
  • Near or far, I’m always so thankful for the great dad you are. Cheers, Dad!
  • The man, the myth, the legend. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I may not ever fill your shoes completely, but if I’m half the man you are someday, at least I’ll know I’ve tried.
  • I wish I could be there in person to remind you in person how much I love you, Dad. I hope you have the best day!
  • So much of who I am is because of what you taught me. I hope you know how much I love, respect, and appreciate you, Dad.
  • Dad, I love how we don’t even have to say out loud that I’m your favorite. Happy Father’s Day.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes And Sayings

  • Happy Father’s Day to the best daddy in the universe. I love you!
  • I know I never tell you this often, but I love you, Dad.
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. Without me, this day would just be another Sunday!
  • Dad, you’ve been my best friend since my first day on earth and you’ll be my best friend until my last. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Even though you never bought me that pony, I still love you, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
  • Dad, I promise that one day I’ll give you grandchildren who will annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
  • Happy Father’s Day to you, Dad! Thank you for always taking up my side in any argument and saving me from mom’s scolds till now! Love you!
  • Dad, you have been there through my highs and lows, but always made me feel like I could soar! Happy Father’s Day.
  • Thank you, Dad, for making me feel protected and loved, always and forever.
  • I can finally admit it: I’m so awesome because of you. Happy Father’s Day.
  • No one can love a girl more than her father. Daddy, you were always my hero and always will be. Happy Father’s Day!
  • I’m so grateful for all the things you’ve done for me over the years that I bought you this $3 card. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. I love you more than burritos. That’s some serious love.
  • Happy Father’s Day to my superhero. You’ve been the most amazing dad a kid can ever have and I’m the luckiest daughter.
  • Sons look up to their fathers as their role models, and I’m so proud to have the coolest role model ever!
  • Have a great Father’s Day. Love from your favorite financial burden.
  • You are the definition of inspiration, courage, and unconditional love. Happy Father’s Day, Old Man!
  • Dad, you taught me to chase after my dreams, and that’s by far the greatest gift you’ve ever given me—next to being my father.
  • Everything you do for me doesn’t go unnoticed. You mean everything and more to me, Dad.
  • Life is not a fairy tale, but you raised me like a princess. I love you so much, Dad.
  • Dad, you’re my Superman, which makes me your super son! Happy Father’s Day!
  • Dad, we love you with all of our hearts! As a father, you’re a leader, a teacher, and a friend. Have a wonderful Father’s Day!
  • Happy Father’s Day, Dad. You’re more than just the grill master in our family. You’re also the joke master, the plumbing master, and well… basically, you’re super-masterful at being a dad and we sure love you a lot and appreciate all you do for us!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes And Sayings

  • Happy Father’s Day to an awesome dad who should win a Nobel Peace Prize for putting up with me.
  • Happy Father’s Day to my awesome dad! Your voice in my head has always guided me. Thank you for never steering me wrong.
  • You’re welcome for making you a dad so you can celebrate today. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Dad, I might be grown up, but I know I’ll always be your little princess and I wouldn’t have it any other way. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the man who taught me how to step and throw, how to field a grounder, how to follow through, and pretty much every other important thing I know about baseball and living!
  • . Dad, I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever for Father’s Day… then I remembered you already have me!
  • Thanks for not letting me screw up my life, Dad. And thanks for not leaving me somewhere in a bucket!
  • Roses are blue, fathers are cool. Thanks to you, I know how to rule. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • Daddy, you are the best father I could have asked for—until you start dancing!
  • Dad, I can’t imagine what my life would have been like without you. Thanks so much for everything you’ve done for me.
  • Happy Father’s Day. We’ve shared a lot over the years, Pop. And if there’s one thing you’ve taught me, it’s to always make time to savor the special moments with the ones you love!
  • Dad, you’re my favorite parent. But if you tell Mom, I’ll deny I ever said it and you know who she’ll believe.
  • You have always done what’s best for me even if I didn’t understand it at the time. Which isn’t to say I understand it now, either, but I’ll take your word for it.
  • I hope I’ve made you proud, Dad. And if not, hey, maybe you ought to lower your expectations! Happy Father’s Day!

Funny Fathers Day Images And Quotes

  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.
  •  The greatest gift I ever received came from God – I call him Dad!
  • Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
  • Great fathers don’t find fault. Great fathers find solutions.
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  •  My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.
  • Average fathers have patience. Good fathers have more patience. Great fathers have an ocean of patience.
  • A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
  •  “Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.” —Unknown
  • “[My father] has always provided me a safe place to land and a hard place from which to launch.” —Chelsea Clinton
  • “She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.” —Harper Lee
  • “A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.” —Unknown
  • “A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. In the hour of need, when all else fails, we remember him upon whose knees we sat when children, and who soothed our sorrows; and even though he may be unable to assist us, his mere presence serves to comfort and strengthen us.” —Émile Gaboriau
  • “I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.”  ~ Harry S. Truman
  • “When you need real understanding, when you need someone to care, when you need someone to guide you … A father’s always there.” —Thomas J. Langley
  • “What a father says to his children is not heard by the world, but it will be heard by posterity.” —Jean Paul
  • “There will always be a few people who have the courage to love what is untamed inside us. One of those men is my father.” —Alison Lohman

Funny Fathers Day Images And Quotes

  • “Every son quotes his father, in words and in deeds.” —Terri Guillemets
  • Someday I will find my Prince but my Daddy will always be my King.
  • “To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter.” ~ Euripides
  • “It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.” ~ Dawn French
  • My fingers may be small but I’ve got my daddy wrapped around them.
  • “Certain is it that there is no kind of affection so purely angelic as of a father to a daughter. In love to our wives there is desire; to our sons, ambition; but to our daughters there is something which there are no words to express.” ~ Joseph Addison
  • A daughter needs a dad to be the standard against which she will judge all men.
  • ”Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the God and the weight of her world.” ~ John Mayer
  • “A man’s daughter is his heart. Just with feet, walking out in the world.” ~ Mat Johnson
  • A father’s job isn’t to teach his daughter how to be a lady, it’s to teach her how a lady should be treated.
  • Every girl dreams about living the life of a princess. I have never dreamed of that because I have always been treated like a princess by you. I love you Dad. Happy Fathers day.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Brother

  •  A man’s children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the growing season.
  •  Not only are your kids lucky to have you for a dad. I was lucky to have you for a brother first!
  •  It is much easier to become a father than to be one.
  •  I always knew that you’d make a fantastic dad. So glad to say, “I told you so!”
  •  There are so many things that I thought you would become none of which was one of the world’s greatest dads.
  •  Happy Father’s Day to a great brother and dad! Warm thoughts of you are filling my mind and my heart.
  • It’s still hard for me to believe that somebody actually calls you ‘Dad’. I always preferred “knuckle-head.”
  • You’re a great guy. You make our family happy, and you are an awesome dad.
  •  She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father.
  •  What you teach your children, you also teach their children.
  • I’m a father. That’s what matters most. Nothing matters more.
  • A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
  • Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song.
  •  A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.
  • Any fool can have a child. That doesn’t make you a father. It’s the courage to raise a child that makes you a father.
  • What you teach your children, you also teach their children.
  • There’s no shame in fear, my father told me, what matters is how we face it.
  •  A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.
  • A father is a banker provided by nature.
  • The imprint of a father remains forever on the life of the child.
  • The nature of fatherhood is that you’re doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified when you do it.
  • No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.
  • The people who don’t believe in heroes haven’t met my dad.
  •  Lately, all my friends are worried they’re turning into their fathers. I’m worried I’m not.
  • A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead, he picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.
  • A father is a banker provided by nature.
  •  The imprint of a father remains forever on the life of the child.
  • The nature of fatherhood is that you’re doing something that you’re unqualified to do, and then you become qualified when you do it.
  •  No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.
  • The people who don’t believe in heroes haven’t met my dad.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Brother

  • Lately, all my friends are worried they’re turning into their fathers. I’m worried I’m not.
  •  A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead, he picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.
  • When one has not had a good father, one must create one.
  • A father is a banker provided by nature.
  • The fundamental defect of fathers is that they want their children to be a credit to them.
  • I believe that what we become depends on what our fathers teach us at odd moments when they aren’t trying to teach us. We are formed by little scraps of wisdom.
  • Perhaps host and guest is really the happiest relation for father and son.
  • By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
  • Your children need your presence more than your presents.
  • A dad is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take there but a guiding light whose love shows us the way.
  • Dad, can I have money to go to a 50 Cent concert? Here’s one dollar… take your sister, too.
  • Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope.
  • Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
  • You don’t have to deserve your mother’s love. You have to deserve your father’s. He’s more particular.
  • Whatever you would have your children become, strive to exhibit in your own lives and conversation.
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  • Before I can live with other folks I’ve got to live with myself.
  • He said, ‘I wasn’t so good to you.’ I said, “You did your best.’ It changed our relationship immediately.
  • “Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip,” my father once said.
  • While he was alive, I was Dad’s life. Now, making good for Dad is my life.
  • If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.
  • It’s never an insult to be called what somebody thinks is a bad name. It just shows you how poor that person is, it doesn’t hurt you.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Wife

  • A very Happy Father’s Day to you my dear husband. I wonder how to react when I see our kids doing things that I don’t like about you.”
  • “Warm wishes on Father’s Day to you my dear. On this occasion, I just wish that you pamper our kids less so that even I can pamper them a little.”
  • “For our kids, you are the best parent because I am the worst because you shower them with all the goodness and I have to be strict. Happy Father’s Day to you.”
  • “Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. You make a dad who can always make our kids laugh and their moms go crazy with anger.”
  • I love it when our kids and you team up but I hate it when I you all team up against me. Happy Father’s Day to you.”
  • “You are the father every kid would love to have but not the father every mother would appreciate to have. Happy Father’s Day.”
  • “Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. Thanks for spoiling the kids and leaving them for me to correct.”
  • “You have always been the father who would party with kids and I had to be the mother who would put them to bed at 8. Happy Father’s Day.”
  • You truly have enjoyed the fatherhood to the best possible levels by doing all possible crazy things. Happy Father’s Day.”
  • “Warm wishes on Father’s Day to my dearest husband. I really pray that I our kids don’t acquire you bad habits.”
  • I just wish that our kids resemble just in their brains with you and nothing else or it will be a deadly combination. Happy Father’s Day to you.”
  • “Who says being a father was difficult because when I see you, I feel it’s a cake walk. Happy Father’s Day my dear.”
  • “I sometimes feel that our kids annoy you more or you annoy our kids more. Happy Father’s Day to the man who is still a kid inside.”
  • “Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. Don’t be a dad who always pampers, sometimes be a dad whom kids can take seriously.”
  • “You are the cushion to our kids in every situation and I am really happy about it. A very Happy Father’s Day to you.”
  • “Warm wishes on Father’s Day to you my dear. I always wanted you to be a dad who could make us smile but you are the one who would always make us laugh.”
  • Thank you for filling our lives with laughter, adventure and craziness. Warm wishes on Father’s Day to you my love.”
  • “I don’t know what kind of dads are the best ones but I know for sure that you are amazing. Happy Father’s Day.”

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Wife

  • “A dad who can make his kids smile by cracking stupid jokes is the most wonderful father in this world. Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day.”
  • “Happy Father’s Day to you my husband. May this bond of love and affection that you have with our kids is always blessed.”
  • I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.
  • I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
  •  We never know the love of a parent until we become parents ourselves.
  •  A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.
  • It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
  •  The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself but for his family.
  • My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
  • Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
  •  A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
  •  Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
  • I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
    Me and my dad used to play tag. He’d drive.
  •  The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, the second half by our children.
  • My daughter got me a “World’s Best Dad” mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
  •  You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
  •  Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
  • You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Your love as a father shows through in your every interaction with our children. I’ve watched you and I can see that you love those children more than you could ever show them. You’re a fabulous father and I love you for being you. Happy Father’s Day to my amazing husband.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the man of my heart, the father of our children, the love of my life. I love our family and I love you.
  • The kindness you show to other people rubs off on them. They see you help others and give generously. You’re teaching them compassion and respect, manners and appreciation. We have so much to be happy about. I love our life, our family, and all that we have done, together. Happy Father’s Day.
  • The great love that I have for you is getting stronger, our angels are very happy because they have a father who loves them. Happy Father’s Day.
  • You’re so much more than just a “husband”. You’re a partner in my life that I value more than you know. You’re the father of my children whom I’ve watched love them so. You’re everything I hoped to help me raise a family. You’re my husband, my friend, the love that I’ll always need. Happy Father’s Day.
  • The effort you do every day for our family worth a lot, although you get tired always get to play with our children, truly you are my greatest treasure. Congratulations on this Father’s Day.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Girlfriend

  • We are a powerful duo. Together we have fun. We have become awesome parents and I’m so grateful that you’re my love. Happy Father’s Day to my husband.
  • You are their hero. They watch everything that you do, learn from everything that you do, and want to do everything that you do. You are and will continue to be, a big player in their self-esteem. You’re teaching them to be confident, self-assured, and proud. What in the world could I change about a man that loves his family, works hard, and treats his wife with love and respect? Absolutely nothing. Happy Father’s Day, Mr. Wonderful.
  • Let this Father’s Day can be very special to you, every day you make a great effort to bring up our family, I am happy to be your wife and the mother of your children. Congratulations, my life.
  • You give our children someone to admire, respect, and honor. You are a fantastic dad. Happy Father’s Day to my loving husband.
  • Two things you should never forget. That Father’s Day is about you and that I totally love you, even more than I did before. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Our hearts are knit together in love. Our lives are built on that love, peace, and happiness. Our children are blessed because of that love. We must be doing something right. Happy Father’s Day to my husband, my love.
  • In those moments when I see you happy playing with our children I think about how lucky I am to have tired you and the angels that God sent to our home. You’re a great dad, the kids and I love you very much. Congratulations.
  • The place that you hold in my mind is as big as the place that you hold in my heart. I love you. Happy Father’s Day.
  • You are the hero of our children; they feel loved because they know that their father loves them. On this important day, I want to tell you to have a Happy Father’s Day. We wish you well.
  • You give our kids all the love in the world. They admire, respect, and honor you. You are the best father! Happy Father’s Day to my faithful husband.
  • Some people never know what it’s like to have a husband that’s also a friend. I do and I’m so grateful for that. Happy Father’s Day.
  • We’re a family and we’re totally cool. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Seeing what a great dad you only make me love you more.
  • I’m so grateful to be sharing life, love, and parenthood with a wonderful man like you. Happy Father’s Day.
  •  The best thing having you as my Husband is our children having you as their daddy.
  • Happy Father’s Day to the man of my heart, the father of our children, the love of my life.
  • You have given our children someone to look up to and admire. You are such a fantastic father. I love you. Happy fathers’ day.
  • I admire you, I wake up each morning with a handsome man next to me the one I cherish, I also admire you for being a terrific father.
  • Two things you should never forget, that Father’s Day is about you and that I totally love you, even more than I did before. Happy Father’s Day.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Girlfriend

  • The great love that I have for you is getting stronger, our angels are very happy because they have a father who loves them. Happy Father’s Day.
  • You make me happy. You make our children happy. You’re a great father, a great husband, and a great man. We all love you, dearly. Happy Father’s Day.
  •  Life smiles at me every day since I’m by your side, we are blessed with very cute children who are happy to have their dad with them, congratulations on your day.
  • No one in this world can get our relationship and no one could understand me better than you. You are my everything. Thank you for giving me such a beautiful life. Happy Father’s Day.
  • My worries never really bothered me. They stay away from me while you hold my hand and embrace me. I am forever yours, my dear. I thank you for always being there for me. Happy Father’s Day.
  • I adore you with all my heart and that feeling will never go away; our kids are the proof of our love. Our family is the greatest treasure we have. Have a beautiful Father’s Day.
  • Girls always expect you excited for you to get back from work because they know you will give them so much love and play with them. You are a great father and a very tender husband. Have a great day, my love.
  • The effort you do every day for our family worth a lot, although you get tired always get to play with our children, truly you are my greatest treasure. Congratulations on this Father’s Day.
  • I could never thank you enough for what you have done for me all my life. I appreciate you. You are the best husband in the whole world. Happy Father’s Day.
  • I’m glad that we have both invested in our marriage, in our children, and in our life together. Dividends are great and selling shares are totally against the charter. Happy Father’s Day.
  • The place that you hold in my mind is as big as the place that you hold in my heart. I love you. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Your humor is a staple in our lives; how quiet our house would be without laughter. They expect tickles with your hugs and whiskers with your kisses. You’re teaching them to smile, to find joy, and to feel happiness. Thank you and Happy Father’s Day, my love.
  •  Our daughter is a princess. And for her you are the king, I am filled with joy to be the queen in this beautiful fairy tale that is our home. Congratulations on your day. Happy Fathers Day to my husband.
  •  I wish you a very happy day. Because you deserve it for being such a great dad for our children, and also a wonderful husband. I wish you the best. Happy Father’s Day.
  • Let this Father’s Day be very special to you, every day you make a great effort to bring up our family, I am happy to be your wife and the mother of your children.
    Congratulations, my life.
  • We are a powerful duo. Together we have fun. We have become awesome parents and I’m so grateful that you’re my love. Happy Father’s Day to my husband.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Grandpa

  • Wishing a very Happy Father’s Day to my loving grandpa who is the sweetest blessing to my life…. Thank you for making my life so special!!!!
  • In my heart, there is a special place for you grandpa…. The place where there is only love…. Wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day because you are the grand dad I have. Love you loads!!!
  • Blessed are those who have their grandfathers to love them and spoil them…. I am so lucky to have you in my life and I thank God for blessing me with the best grandpa…. Happy Father’s Day to you my dearest grandpa.
  •  Just like your name, your love is so grand grandpa….. My childhood would not have been so much fun without you….. My memories would not have been so special without your love…. Thank you for making everything so wonderful….. Happy Father’s Day to you.
  •  Dear grandpa, your love for me is unconditional and your place in my heart is above all…. I wish you a very Happy Father’s Day and I pray for your happiness and health…. May you are blessed with thousands of smiles!!!
  •  When I look back, I have beautiful memories to cherish as you made my childhood wonderful with so many things you did for me to make me happy. Happy Father’s Day grandpa.
  • I am the luckiest person on this planet as I have you… my strongest supporter, my hero, my mentor. Thanks for being there for me always. Wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day.
  • On the occasion of Father’s Day, I thank God for blessing me with the coolest and the most amazing grand dad who loves me unconditionally. Love you too grandpa. Happy Father’s Day.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Grandpa

  • Dear Grandfather, you are not just my grandparent but you are my sweetest friend who always stood by me and my personal advisor who has always guided me right. Happy Father’s Day.
  • My most beautiful gift from God is you grandpa. You are the thread which holds us together. You are our strength and happiness. Warm wishes on Father’s Day to the best grandfather.
  •  You are my friend, my confidant, my guide and my grandfather. Thanks for infinite bedtime stories, wonderful advice and lots of love. Happy Father’s Day to the best grand daddy.
  •  You have always given me double the love, double the affection because you are my grandpa…. I wish you a very Happy Father’s Day, for you are very special.
  • You have always stood by through the best and the worst of the times…. You are my strongest pillar to lean on…. Love you loads and sending you warm wishes on the occasion of Father’s Day.
  • It might seem stupid of me to wish you Happy Father’s Day but it is totally justified to wish on this special day because you take care of me, you pamper me, you love me and you protect me just like a father…. Happy Father’s Day to you my love.
  • One day you will actually become a father and I am sure you will make the best dad because the way you treat me and take care of me, you will make the most amazing father ever….. Wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day.
  • You don’t become a father in one day but it is a gradual process of growth which starts well before you become one….. And I can see that you way of expressing love and taking care will definitely make you a great dad….. Happy Father’s Day to you.
  • You have cooked for me…. You have made me laugh when I was in tears…. You have supported me when I had lost all the hope….. You have motivated me when I failed….. Thank you for everything…… A Happy Father’s Day to you.
  • I may not have my dad with you but when you are around I feel protected and pampered the same way when I had my father around….Such is your love and magic of your presence…. Sending you lots of love and best wishes on Father’s Day.
  • When I look at you, I don’t just see a boyfriend…. I also see a best friend….I also see a caring father…. In this one relationship, I have found many other beautiful associations….. Wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day.
  • You have saved me from the biggest problems of my life…. You have held me when I was about to collapse…. You have protected me from all the odds of life….. Just wanted to tell you again that I love you and wish you Happy Father’s Day.
  • With a boyfriend like you, who is so loving and caring, adventurous and full of life, protecting and affectionate…. I don’t just feel loved but also cared to the best possible levels….. Here is to you my dear…. Happy Father’s Day.
  • You are my sunshine….. you are my smile…. You are my day and you are my night…. This day is incomplete without sending my love and Happy Father’s Day wishes to you…. You are truly a gem of my life.
  • We’re all thinking of you today, Grandpa. Happy Father’s Day!
  • Happy Father’s Day to a man who’s as grand as can be!
  • For everything you’ve done for me and all the love you share, I’m thankful. Happy Father’s Day, Grandpa!
  • I hope you know how much you mean to me, Grandpa. Thank you for being an incredible dad and grandfather to our family!
  • Thank you for providing our family with so much strength, comfort, and happiness. Thinking of you today!
  • Enjoy this special day, and know that your whole crew is thinking of you!
  • I hope your Father’s Day is full of peace, love, and joy. Sending you all my love today and always, Grandpa!
  • It’s grandto have someone like you in our family! Happy Father’s Day Grandad!
  • I admire the man you’ve been and the man you are. Thank you for teaching me what it is to lead a worthwhile life!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes Images

  • “You’re such a good grandfather and great-grandfather—always ready to hold the newest baby or tell a joke or a story. No wonder you’re so loved.”
  • “You give our family strength.”
  • “For all you’ve gone through, all you are and all the love you share, we love you, Abuelo.”
  • “You’re such an important part of the family, Granddad.”
  • “No one else could take your place, Grandpa.”
  • “On Father’s Day, we hope you feel honored for all your years of leading our family. And every day, we hope you feel how loved you are.”
  • “You’ve been the best for as long as we can remember.”
  • “Granddad Tyrone, you are the bridge between our proud family history and the bright future your hard work makes sure we’ll have.”
  • I’m so lucky to have you in my life. Happy Father’s Day!
  • Today’s your day, Dad. Enjoy it, and know how loved you are!
  • Dad, you’re my hero. Thanks for everything.
  • Happy Father’s Day! You’re more than a father—you’re a friend. Thank you for all that you’ve done for me.
  • I’m so proud to be your kid. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • Everyone always says they have the best dad in the world, but that can’t be right…because that man is right here with me. Cheers to you, Dad.
  • Thank you for making growing up fun. I love you!
  • I love talking to you, hanging out with you, and hearing your advice. Thankful for you every day, but especially today!
  • Happy Father’s day to the coolest dad on the planet! Thanks for being you.
  • Thank you for bringing love, acceptance, and joy into my life all these years. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • All of the lessons you’ve taught me over the years have added up to the wonderful life I’m living today.
  • I’m grateful for you, Dad, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be able to pay you back for all that you’ve done for me. Happy Father’s Day!

Funny Fathers Day Quotes Images

  • Thank you for giving me so many of my favorite memories.
  • I wouldn’t be who I am today without you.
  • To the best man I know: Happy Father’s Day! Enjoy every moment of this special day.
  • Thanks for always having my back, Dad. I love you.
  • One day just isn’t enough to tell you how much you mean to me.
  • Happy Great-Excuse-to-Go-Golfing Day!
  • Dad, I love how we don’t even have to say out loud that I’m your favorite.
  • Today’s about you, Dad! I hope you savor every moment of it. Because tomorrow, it’s back to being all about us—your kids.
  • I’m sorry if I’ve driven you a little crazy over the years. Okay, a lot crazy. It’s just because I love you.
  • The most important life lesson I’ve learned: When all else fails, call Dad.
  • The man, the myth, the legend. Happy Father’s Day, Dad!
  • It turns out you were right about everything, Dad. Happy Father’s Day!
  • I love you, Dad—even if I never accept your friend request
  • You’re the best dad ever. I mean, just look at how I turned out!
  • I know raising me took patience…to say the least. Thank you for all of yours!
  • “Happy Father’s Day. Hope the beers are chilling and the grill is sizzling!”
  • “Happy ‘Golf to Your Heart’s Content’ Day!”
  • “Sending you heartfelt appreciation on Father’s Day. It’s the least I can do considering all the gray hairs I’ve caused you.”
  • “Thanks for teaching me all the best things I know…plus some other good stuff that I probably should have paid more attention to.”
  • “I hope all your wildest Father’s Day wishes come true—maybe even the one about staying awake through the whole afternoon of baseball on TV!”
  • “Today is all about you, Dad! Enjoy, because tomorrow it’s back to the rest of us.”
  • “I hope you get to waste some time in your favorite ways on Father’s Day. You deserve it!”
  • “Sending lots of love to the dad who did his best to keep me out of trouble…from the daughter who sure did have a knack for finding it!”
  • “Happy Father’s Day with love from your favorite kid. (Don’t worry—I won’t tell if you won’t.)”
  • “Thanks for all you’ve done for me, Dad. Obviously, I could never repay you, but I’ll happily chip in for pizza in your honor on Father’s Day or any day!”
  • “Happy Father’s Day, Daddy. We’ll just drop the grilled meat off at the door to your man cave.”

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Stepfathers

  • Our lives have been blessed since that day you met Mom. Thanks for being such an important part of our lives!
  • Thank you so much for what you do for our family. You have always been there to offer your unconditional love, support, and encouragement. You are a fantastic stepfather!
  • I know I don’t say this often enough, but I want you to know that you are an important part of my life. I am lucky to have such a funny, kind, generous, and wise stepfather!
  • Thank you for being a role model to me and my brothers and sisters. You have shown us what it means to be someone who gives his very best to his family each and every day!
  • I had no idea when I first met you how easy it would be to get to love you the way a son or daughter loves his/her father.
  • Thanks for “signing up” to be my stepfather. I know it isn’t always easy for us to see eye-to-eye, but I can’t imagine where my mom and I would be without all the love and support you have given us.
  • Thanks for looking out for us, like a true father should. You have filled a hole in my life that I thought would always be empty.
  • You’ve always been my dad! Happy Father’s Day to an amazing stepfather!
  • Thanks for being there when I needed you. Happy Father’s Day to my amazing Step-Father!
  • Wishing a warm Happy Father’s Day to a very special Step-Father.
  • Happy Father’s Day! Thanks for always being there for me. Legally you are my Step-Father, but in my heart, you always were and always will be my Dad.
  • To my stylish Step-Father, you’ve added such class to our family over the years. I hope you have a wonderful day!
  • Cheers to the men who make fatherhood look easy and fun! Happy Father’s Day to my own dear Step-Father. I’ll be raising a glass in your honor today, Dad!
  • You raised us with so much joy, and we were always proud to call you Dad. Sending you so much love today and always, Step-Father.
  • Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone truly awesome to step up and be a DAD. You are that awesome, Step-Father.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes For Stepfathers

  • Wishing a Happy Father’s Day to the superhero who raised me, my Step-Father. I love you.
  • You believed in me, encouraged my dreams, and gave me wings to fly. I will forever be grateful for your presence in my life. Happy Father’s Day to my wonderful Step-Father.
  • This Is Not A Drill, Just Wanted To Wish A Happy Father’s Day To The Sharpest Tool In The Shed. my Step-Father!
  • As far as stepdads go, I’d be very proud to follow in your footsteps. Happy
    Father’s Day!
  • For a stepdad who’s
    lifted me up and never let
    me down, I’m so grateful
    to have you in my life. Happy Father’s Day!
  •  Happy
    Father’s
    Day to an Awesome
    Stepdad!
    However you choose to spend the day celebrating, I hope you’re surrounded by the people you
    care about most.
  • For a stepdad with style,
    class and so many people
    who love him, here’s to you! Happy Father’s Day
  • “No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.”—Abraham Lincoln
  • “Stepparents are not around to replace a biological parent, rather to augment a child’s experience.”—Azriel Johnson
  • “We aren’t ‘step,’ we aren’t ‘half,’ we’re just family.”—Unknown
  • “Any man can help make a child, but it takes a special man to help raise a child.”—Tony Gaskins
  • “A child cannot have too many people who love them and want them to succeed.”—Unknown
  • “My stepdad may not have given me life, but he sure has made my life better.”—Gerardo Campbell
  • “He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector.”—Tom Wolfe
  • “Family not by birth but by good fortune, I’m so lucky to have you in my life.”—Unknown

Funny Fathers Day Sayings T Shirts

  • We wondered why when a child laughed, he belonged to Daddy, and when he had a sagging diaper that smelled like a landfill, ‘He wants his mother.’
  •  I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.
  •  I have always had the feeling I could do anything and my dad told me I could. I was in college before I found out he might be wrong.
  •  We never know the love of a parent until we become parents ourselves.
  •  A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house.
  •  It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn’t.
  •  Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
  • The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself but for his family.
  •  My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
  •  Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
  • A man knows he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
  •  Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
  • You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
  • Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
  •  It is a wise father that knows his own child.
  •  I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

Funny Fathers Day Sayings T Shirts

  • No one in this world can love a girl more than her father.
  •  My father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future.
  •  It’s only when you grow up and step back from him–or leave him for your own home–it’s only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it.
  •  A girl’s first true love is her father.
  •  A dad is someone who wants to catch you when you fall. Instead, he picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again.
  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.
  • I feel that the greatest gift that I can give my children is the freedom to be who they are.
  • I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me.
  • Daddies don’t just love their children every now and then, it’s a love without end.
  • My father didn’t do anything unusual. He only did what dads are supposed to do—be there.
  • Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

Funny Fathers On Day Quotes

  •  The greatest gift I ever received came from God – I call him Dad!
  • Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
  • Great fathers don’t find fault. Great fathers find solutions.
  •  The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  • My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.
  •  Average fathers have patience. Good fathers have more patience. Great fathers have an ocean of patience.
  •  A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.
  • The greatest gift I ever received came from God – I call him Dad!
  • Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
  • Great fathers don’t find fault. Great fathers find solutions.
  • The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  •  My dad, like any coach, has always stressed the fundamentals. He taught me responsibility, accountability, and the importance of hard work.
  •  Average fathers have patience. Good fathers have more patience. Great fathers have an ocean of patience.
  • A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.

Funny Fathers On Day Quotes

  • “Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.”
  • “By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.”
  • “I’ve been to war. I’ve raised twins. If I had a choice, I’d rather go to war.”
  • “There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself, and let your dad sleep.’”
  • “I was cesarean born. You can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.”
  • “My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ!”
  • “I hate this occasion because I can never find the right card because they’re all too nice. So, I usually end up getting the blank card with the tree on it; draw a little picture of myself hanging there.”
  • “I’m so ugly, my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.”
  • “Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.”
  • “Never raise your hand to your kids… it leaves your groin unprotected.”
  • “As each day passes, you grow older, weaker. I’ve been working out. Revenge is near. Happy Father’s Day.”
  • “Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too.”
  • “People ask what it’s like to have four kids, and I just tell them, ‘Picture that you’re drowning, then someone hands you a baby.’”
  • “My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.”

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Dogs

  • Happy Father’s Day to you papa. Thanks for bringing me into this house and gifting me my family that loves me so much.
  • Having you as my papa is one of the most beautiful things of my life. Will love you forever and ever.
  • To the dad who makes me feel so loved each and every day, wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day.
  • Since the day I have found a father in you, there is nothing more that I wish for. Happy Father’s Day to you daddy.
  • There is love and only love that I can give you and there is love and only love that I desire from you. Happy Father’s Day to my dad.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes From Dogs

  • I may not be your son but I am nothing less than your son. I promise to always love you unconditionally. Happy Father’s Day.
  • You are the dad who always makes me feel special and loved. I cannot imagine my life without you. Happy Father’s Day.
  • When you are not around, nothing feels the same because you are the one who adds spark to my life. Warm wishes on Father’s Day to you.
  • To the world’s best dad, I am sending lots of love and warm wishes. May you are always happy and smiling. Happy Father’s Day.
  • The most beautiful moments of my day are when I am playing with you or when you are around me. Wishing you a very Happy Father’s Day dearest dad.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes In Spanish

  • Hoy sólo quiero decirte viejo del alma, que eres el ser que más respeto y admiro, por eso te pido con amor y vehemencia, que más que padre, seas mi amigo!”
  • “Padre te rendimos homenaje hoy porque nos has dado la vida, porque nos proteges, porque nos cuidas, porque nos educas y porque te preocupas por nosotros.”
  • “Cuando me equivoco me ayudas, cuando dudo me aconsejas y siempre que te llamo estás a mi lado. Gracias papá.”
  • “Tengo recuerdos de niño en los que te veía gigante, hoy que soy adulto, te veo aún más grande. Gracias papá.”
  • “Para un padre como tú jamás hay distancias, nunca hay cosas inalcanzables, no hay dificultades, no existe la palabra imposible.”
  • Padres buenos hay muchos, buenos padres, hay pocos. No es difícil ser un padre bueno, en cambio, no hay nada más difícil que ser un buen padre como tú lo has sido. Gracias papá.”
  • “A los padres se les dedica un día en el año, pero tú nos das tu amor todos los días. ¡Feliz dia del padre!”
  • “Con tu gran esfuerzo, tu dedicación, tu trabajo, tu tiempo, me has dado una buena educación y te lo agradezco papá, con todo mi corazón.”
  • “Ya estás lleno de bendiciones, con tus nietos, hijos, y familia pero aún así quiero desearte muchos más días en bienestar y paz. Feliz día del padre.”
  • Tu eres el mejor padre del mundo.

Funny Fathers Day Quotes In Spanish

  • Tu eres el mejor ejemplo de lo que significa ser un padre.
  • Como tú, no hay ninguno.
  • Gracias por siempre estar a mi lado.
  • Me enseñaste a ser la persona que soy.
  • ¡A mi querido Viejo, Felíz Día Del Padre!
  • Gracias por todo lo que has hecho por mí.
  • Te adoro con toda mi alma, Papá.
  • Tu eres mas que un Papá; eres mi mejor amigo.
  • Me inspiras con tu amor y buen ejemplo.
  • Un montón de besos y abrazos a la distancia.
  • ¡Que orgullo tenerte como Papá!
  • Nunca sería la persona que soy sin tí.
  • Espero que todos los días serían como El Día Del Padre.
  • ¡Felicidades en tu día, Papá!
  • Felíz día Papá. Eres la roca de la família.
  • ¡Cuanto te amo, Papá!
  • Faltan las palabras para contarte cuanto te adoro, Papá.

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