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Dazed And Confused Quotes

Dazed And Confused Movie Quotes
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Dazed and Confused is a 1993 American coming-of-age comedy film written and directed by Richard Linklater. The film features a large ensemble cast of actors who would later become stars, including Jason London, Ben Affleck, Milla Jovovich, Cole Hauser, Parker Posey, Adam Goldberg, Matthew McConaughey, Nicky Katt, Joey Lauren Adams and Rory Cochrane. Here are some quotes;

Dazed And Confused Quotes

  •  All right, all right, all right.
  •  That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
  •  Say, man, you got a joint?
  • No, not on me, man.
  •  It’d be a lot cooler if you diid.
  • Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
  • Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.
  •  I love those redheads!
  •  Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s all right, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
  • Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don’t forget.
  • [slaps her ass] 

Dazed And Confused Quotes

  •  Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
  • Red’s a good color for you.
  •  My favorite color.
  • Have you seen Jodi around?
  •  No she left your ass.
  • Well you win some you lose some.
  • Say, you need a ride?
  • I got my own ride. Thanks.
  • Yeah you know. Because you oughta dump those two geeks you got in the car with you and ride with us but that’s okay. I’ll see you there.
  • Oh man! What a dick!
  • [sees Cynthia smiling]  What are you smiling at?
  •  I thought he was cute.
  • What? Do you realize when he graduated high school, we were like three years old?
  • dazed and confused quotes slater
  • Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.
  • Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now man, just goin’ at it.
  • Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.
  • This place used to be off limits, man, ’cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn’t hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
  • You’re dead, man, you’re so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
  •  Hey Slater, you fuckin’ hippie, give me drugs, man.
  •  Go get some from your mother, man.
  •  We just bagged your mother.
  • Okay, fuck you dickhead.
  • George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
  •  I’m letting you have shotgun. But cuz it’s cuz only ‘cuz I’m goin’ inside.
  •  You cool man?
  • Like how?
  • He was asking if you get high.
  •  [singing]  Watch them fly…
  • [stoned]  Hey you know that song is about the aliens?
  • There’s Shavonne. I think she might still be mad at me Watch me get something going here.
  • [the girls show up] 
  • Hey, what’s going on?
  • Shavonne : Hey, not much. How about you?
  • Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.
  • Shavonne : Oh really? Cool, so I guess we’ll see ya there?
  •  All right, check ya later!
  • [the girls leave] 
  • Slate man, why are you always such a dork man?
  •  What are you talking about man?
  • Check ya later! Check ya later!
  •  Hey man, get off my case man.
  •  Slater-san, how’s it goin’?
  •  Fixin’ to be a lot better, man.
  • Man just wait till I get to college!
  •  Oh, man, I’m fuckin’ wasted.
  • Absolutely George toked weed! Are you kidding me man? He had fields of that stuff man. That’s what I’m talking about. Fields!

Dazed And Confused Quotes Wooderson

  •  All right, all right, all right.
  • That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
  • Say, man, you got a joint?
  • No, not on me, man.
  • It’d be a lot cooler if you diid.
  • Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
  • Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.
  •  I love those redheads!
  • Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s all right, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
  •  Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don’t forget.
  • Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
  • Red’s a good color for you.

Dazed And Confused Quotes Wooderson

  • My favorite color.
  • Have you seen Jodi around?
  • No she left your ass.
  •  Well you win some you lose some.
  • Say, you need a ride?
  • I got my own ride. Thanks.
  • Yeah you know. Because you oughta dump those two geeks you got in the car with you and ride with us but that’s okay. I’ll see you there.
  • Oh man! What a dick!
  •  [sees Cynthia smiling]  What are you smiling at?
  • I thought he was cute.
  • What? Do you realize when he graduated high school, we were like three years old?
  • dazed and confused quotes matthew mcconaughey
  •  All right, all right, all right.
  • That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
  • Say, man, you got a joint?
  • No, not on me, man.
  • It’d be a lot cooler if you diid.
  • Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
  •  Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right. We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talkin’ some fuckin’ muscle.
  • I love those redheads!
  •  Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s all right, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
  •  Aerosmith, 2 weeks. Don’t forget.
  • [slaps her ass] 
  • I won’t.
  •  Cynthia, man? I like it, man.
  •  Red’s a good color for you.
  •  My favorite color.
  •  Have you seen Jodi around?
  • No she left your ass.
  • Well you win some you lose some.
  •  Say, you need a ride?
  •  got my own ride. Thanks.
  •  Yeah you know. Because you oughta dump those two geeks you got in the car with you and ride with us but that’s okay. I’ll see you there.
  • [smiles as Wooderson drives off] 
  •  Oh man! What a dick!
  •  [sees Cynthia smiling]  What are you smiling at?
  •  I thought he was cute.
  •  What? Do you realize when he graduated high school, we were like three years old?

Dazed And Confused Movie Quotes

  • “We’re not in junior high anymore. We’re freshmen. We’re in the big time now… where the girls will be puttin’ out all the time.” — Carl
  • “I’d like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin’ else.” — Cynthia
  • “Walkin’ down the hall, by myself, smokin’ a jay with fifty elves.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now, man, just goin’ at it.” — Slater
  • “Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Maybe the ’80s will be like radical or something. I figure we’ll be in our 20s and it can’t get worse.” — Cynthia
  • “All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Hey, I’ll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man; Kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer.” — Clint
  • “OK, girlies. It’s really hot out here, and I’m really sick of looking at you.” — Darla
  • “Don’t let the fact that you won’t be able to sit down all summer affect your game.” — Carl
  • Simone: “What a bitch! She called me a slut. I’m gonna kick her ass.”
    Darla: “You said you wouldn’t get mad.”
    Simone: “I’m not mad!”
  • Shavonne: “You’re an asshole.”
    Don Dawson: “I know I am.”
  • “OK, guys, one more thing: This summer, when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.” — Ms. Stroud
  • “Step into my head.” — Kevin Pickford

Dazed And Confused Movie Quotes

  • “Hey, you guys know what that song is about? It’s about the aliens. We’re the aliens, man, we’re the savages. We’re the savages, man.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Put some ice on it. After that, there’s nothing a few beers won’t take care of.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.” — Slater
  • Tony: “So, you’re not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?”
    Mike: “I wanna dance!”
  • “I guess, at first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there’s this level of humiliation setting in that’s gonna be with me for fucking ever! And I’m just not gonna just let this be another situation that contributes to me being a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?” — Mike
  • “I’m just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.” — Mike
  • Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Have you seen Jodi around?”
    Wooderson: “No, she left your ass.”
    Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Well you win some, you lose some.”
  • “I don’t know, coach. I’ve been doin’ so well in English I thought I might work on bein’ a writer. What do ya think about that?” — Benny
  • “Oh, a little weed, you know? There may be a beer bust later on.” — Slater
  • Slater: “Are you cool, man?”
    Mitch Kramer: “Like how?”
    Slater: “OK.”
  • “Simone everyone calls you a slut.” — Shavonne
  • “We’re lookin’ for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over!” — Benny
  • “Oh, you didn’t hear? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass!” — Fred O’Bannion

Dazed And Confused Memorable Quotes

  • “We’re not in junior high anymore. We’re freshmen. We’re in the big time now… where the girls will be puttin’ out all the time.” — Carl
  • “I’d like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin’ else.” — Cynthia
  • “Walkin’ down the hall, by myself, smokin’ a jay with fifty elves.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now, man, just goin’ at it.” — Slater
  • “Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Maybe the ’80s will be like radical or something. I figure we’ll be in our 20s and it can’t get worse.” — Cynthia
  • “All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Hey, I’ll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man; Kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer.” — Clint
  • “OK, girlies. It’s really hot out here, and I’m really sick of looking at you.” — Darla
  • “Don’t let the fact that you won’t be able to sit down all summer affect your game.” — Carl
  • Simone: “What a bitch! She called me a slut. I’m gonna kick her ass.”
    Darla: “You said you wouldn’t get mad.”
    Simone: “I’m not mad!”
  • Shavonne: “You’re an asshole.”
    Don Dawson: “I know I am.”
  • “OK, guys, one more thing: This summer, when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.” — Ms. Stroud
  • “Step into my head.” — Kevin Pickford

Dazed And Confused Memorable Quotes

  • “Hey, you guys know what that song is about? It’s about the aliens. We’re the aliens, man, we’re the savages. We’re the savages, man.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Put some ice on it. After that, there’s nothing a few beers won’t take care of.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.” — Slater
  • Tony: “So, you’re not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?”
    Mike: “I wanna dance!”
  • “I guess, at first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there’s this level of humiliation setting in that’s gonna be with me for fucking ever! And I’m just not gonna just let this be another situation that contributes to me being a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?” — Mike
  • “I’m just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.” — Mike
  • Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Have you seen Jodi around?”
    Wooderson: “No, she left your ass.”
    Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Well you win some, you lose some.”
  • “I don’t know, coach. I’ve been doin’ so well in English I thought I might work on bein’ a writer. What do ya think about that?” — Benny
  • “Oh, a little weed, you know? There may be a beer bust later on.” — Slater
  • Slater: “Are you cool, man?”
    Mitch Kramer: “Like how?”
    Slater: “OK.”
  • “Simone everyone calls you a slut.” — Shavonne
  • “We’re lookin’ for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over!” — Benny
  • “Oh, you didn’t hear? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass!” — Fred O’Bannion

Dazed And Confused Quotes Slater

  • Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s alright, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. All right?
  • That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older and they stay the same age.
  • I love them redheads!
  • Party at the Moon Tower.
  • Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather man.
  • I’m letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it’s because only ‘cuz I’m goin’ inside.
  • George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
  • Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.
  • I know you..we had geography together, remember?
  • Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?
  • Hey, man. It’s quality, not quantity, alright man?
  • Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.
  • Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now man, just goin’ at it.
  • You’re dead, man, you’re so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
  • Go get some from your mother, man.

Dazed And Confused Quotes Slater

  • George Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens, man.
  • I’m letting you have shotgun. But cuz it’s cuz only ‘cuz I’m goin’ inside.
  • Hey you know that song is about the aliens?
  • Oh, a little weed, you know. There may be a beer bust later on.
  • All right, check ya later!
  •  What are you talking about man?
  • Hey man, get off my case man.
  • Fixin’ to be a lot better, man.
  •  Man just wait till I get to college!
  • Oh, man, I’m fuckin’ wasted.
  • Absolutely George toked weed! Are you kidding me man? He had fields of that stuff man. That’s what I’m talking about. Fields!

Dazed And Confused Quotes Matthew Mcconaughey

  • “Alright, alright, alright.”
  •  Wooderson: “Hey man, you got a joint?”
    Mitch Kramer: “Uhh, no; not on me, man.”
    Wooderson: “It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
  • “Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall ‘Pink’ Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this: The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’, man, L-I-V-I-N.”
  • “I love those redheads!”
  • “Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin’ right here, all right? We got 4:11 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We’re talking some fuckin’ muscle.”
  • “Yeah, well, listen. You ought to ditch the two geeks you’re in the car with now and get in with us. But that’s all right, we’ll worry about that later. I will see you there. Alright?”
  • “We’re not in junior high anymore. We’re freshmen. We’re in the big time now… where the girls will be puttin’ out all the time.” — Carl
  • “I’d like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin’ else.” — Cynthia
  • “Walkin’ down the hall, by myself, smokin’ a jay with fifty elves.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Imagine how many people out there are fuckin’ right now, man, just goin’ at it.” — Slater
  •  “Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  •  “Maybe the ’80s will be like radical or something. I figure we’ll be in our 20s and it can’t get worse.” — Cynthia
  • “All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd

dazed and confused quotes matthew mcconaughey

  • “Hey, I’ll be watching you, Newton. I only came here to do two things, man; Kick some ass and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer.” — Clint
  • “OK, girlies. It’s really hot out here, and I’m really sick of looking at you.” — Darla
  • “Don’t let the fact that you won’t be able to sit down all summer affect your game.” — Carl
  • Simone: “What a bitch! She called me a slut. I’m gonna kick her ass.”
    Darla: “You said you wouldn’t get mad.”
    Simone: “I’m not mad!”
  • Shavonne: “You’re an asshole.”
    Don Dawson: “I know I am.”
  • “OK, guys, one more thing: This summer, when you’re being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn’t want to pay their taxes.” — Ms. Stroud
  • “Step into my head.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Hey, you guys know what that song is about? It’s about the aliens. We’re the aliens, man, we’re the savages. We’re the savages, man.” — Kevin Pickford
  • “Put some ice on it. After that, there’s nothing a few beers won’t take care of.” — Randy “Pink” Floyd
  • “Didja ever look at a dollar bill, man? There’s some spooky shit goin’ on there. And it’s green too.” — Slater
  • Tony: “So, you’re not gonna go to law school? What do you wanna do then?”
    Mike: “I wanna dance!”
  • “I guess, at first, I was relieved to get out of the situation, but now there’s this level of humiliation setting in that’s gonna be with me for fucking ever! And I’m just not gonna just let this be another situation that contributes to me being a little ineffectual nothing the rest of my life, you know?” — Mike
  • “I’m just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.” — Mike
  • Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Have you seen Jodi around?”
    Wooderson: “No, she left your ass.”
    Randy “Pink” Floyd: “Well you win some, you lose some.”
  • “I don’t know, coach. I’ve been doin’ so well in English I thought I might work on bein’ a writer. What do ya think about that?” — Benny
  • “Oh, a little weed, you know? There may be a beer bust later on.” — Slater
  • Slater: “Are you cool, man?”
    Mitch Kramer: “Like how?”
    Slater: “OK.”
  • “Simone everyone calls you a slut.” — Shavonne
  • “We’re lookin’ for you pal. Your ass will be purple before the day is over!” — Benny
  • “Oh, you didn’t hear? I got a shotgun pulled on my ass!” — Fred O’Bannion

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